This one time..
I was being really productive after work and decided to do a load of laundry except I left a strawberry starburst scented and flavored chap stick in one of my pants pockets. It left greasy pink (and still starburst scented) stains on 3 of my favorite shirts and I just went through 2 and a half tide pens to try and salvage them AND DID I MENTION I’M PISSED?